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Portal - Turret LED Flashlight with Sound

Portal - Turret LED Flashlight with Sound

Manufacturer: Think Geek

Special Price $15.52

Regular Price: $19.40

Availability: In stock

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The consumer version of Aperture Labs turret. What is this thing you ask? Well..... it's a flashlight bolstered by LED's that also makes turret sound effects straight from your favourite VALVE games Portal and Portal 2.

Stands approximately 3.5" tall and is powered by a CR20332 coin battery (which is included).

When the side button is pressed, your new little buddy will say one of the following quotes:

1. Are you still there?

2. Preparing to dispense product.

3. I don't hate you.

4. Target acquired.

5. Goodbye

The gift box that this little bad boy comes in looks just like the one on the Aperture Investment Opportunity video #3.

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Great, quaality product
Tom - 31/03/17 - 02:20am
Definitely worth the money. Light is very bright and the audio is clear and loud. Perfect size too <3
It's different!
Derpy Dragon - 24/05/15 - 01:00am
Awesome little stocking stuffer or quick present buy for the Portal fans. My cat doesn't appreciate the talking action or the light in the eye but it's hilarious. All those little voice clips make this thing so worth it.
Portal Sentry
Travis - 19/01/14 - 10:58pm
Great little desktop gadget and it has a great variety of sayings from the game... "preparing to dispense product"

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